- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

identical jokes get different votes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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