- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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