- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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