- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What do you call two dog? dogs

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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