2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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