What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Katy Perry

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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You having friends.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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