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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

A baby seal walks into a club.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

A dyslexic blind man

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

So, same time tomorrow then?

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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