- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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