- Anti Joke

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

13 =B you just learned something

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

eh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!