- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

don't just stand there

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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