To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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