I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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