Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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