Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Black people.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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