- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims up your penis...

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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