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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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