- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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