Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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