- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Neil is a reterd.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

This is not funny.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

I have read the terms and conditions

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

smell the vitamin C

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