- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

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