- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

what's worse then a blowjob?

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Robin, get in the car, please.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

. . I am a whale

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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