Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

I'm so punny.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Neil is a reterd.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

This is not funny.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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