- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

NEVER

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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