A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A lot eh?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's brown and sticky? A stick

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

thumb_up thumb_down -8

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call double A's? Batteries

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops