- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Whats cold and frozen? ice

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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