Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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