What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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