- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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