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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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