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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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