- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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