- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

every knight i see an owl at window

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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