Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how much fish could a chicken

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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