- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

I have a really funny joke.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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