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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

A praying mantis is very graceful

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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