Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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