Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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