ever tried african food? they neither

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What's half of 8? o

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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