What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

38 studio's new game... Finance City

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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