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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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