- Anti Joke

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Gustavo Andrade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Justin Bieber.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.