- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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