- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

my mind's eye?

i cant STAND cripple jokes

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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