- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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