What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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guess what>? your mum lol

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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can you touch your toes? no

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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