What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Guest what in the butt

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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