- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Screw it you write the joke.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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