- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Neil is a reterd.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road?

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??