Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Democracy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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