why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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