Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Burp

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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