Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Prostitution is bad.......

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Racial Equality

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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