- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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