- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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