- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

woman's rights

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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