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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Why so serious ?

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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