How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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