why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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