whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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