- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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