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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

A hill billy went fishing

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What's brown an sticky Shit

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