Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

binladin walks into the american seals

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

God is real.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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