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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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