- Anti Joke

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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