Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Women's rights.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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