- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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