Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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