Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Anti Joke

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