How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Turkey Balls

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Take wrong turns

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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penis in the camel

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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My jeans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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