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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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