- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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