- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Can anyone Lenin money?

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Anyone can post anything.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

nolan is gay

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Lololol

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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