What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Can anyone Lenin money?

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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