Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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im telling maguire

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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