Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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roses are red poo is poo

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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