Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What comes after 69? 70

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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