Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KATE WAS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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