- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

read me write me

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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