- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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