There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

NEVER

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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