- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

scraggle is in you pillow case

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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