A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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