Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

thumb_up thumb_down

Boner

thumb_up thumb_down

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

thumb_up thumb_down

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

thumb_up thumb_down

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

thumb_up thumb_down

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

thumb_up thumb_down

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

thumb_up thumb_down

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

thumb_up thumb_down

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

thumb_up thumb_down

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

thumb_up thumb_down

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

thumb_up thumb_down

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

thumb_up thumb_down

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops