- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

whats white and sticky glue

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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