What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What do black people eat? Food.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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