Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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