- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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