An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

A man penetrates another man.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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