- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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