- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

I love alchohol!

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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