- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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