what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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pudding

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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