- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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