whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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