How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Roses are red, yup.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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