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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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