Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

brock has small hands for a small job

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

I'm hungry.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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