- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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