Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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