- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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