Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Who invented apple? God

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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i like turtles

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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