- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

bangers and mash?

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

knock knock Dave's not here.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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