- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

The GOV and the WHO?

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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