An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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