Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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i hate non minorities!

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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