roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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