What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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a man checks his mypsace

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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