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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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