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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

A baby seal walks into a club.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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